Ted Talk
A DragonEye, PI Story
Laser Cow Press
ASIN B0GQX647DV
I believe this is the fifth short story published as a standalone in this series. There are currently 10 novels with an 11th announced. A few of the works have been through major revisions and have a second edition available, including the forthcoming Live and Let Fly. But every time something new drops from Fabian’s pen I pick it up and it jumps to the top of my reading pile. The description of this story is:
“Gurlurk Prince of Trolls. Gurlurk not want be Prince of Trolls. Gurlurk want be mage. Ted tell Gurlurk, “What the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.” Gurlurk believe! So Gurlurk go University, ask become mage.
But when everyone, from the school administrators to the fraternity boys, reminds Gurlurk that trolls can’t do magic… Welllll…
It’s going to take a dragon to fix this mess, and Vern’s the drake to do it.
If you’ve read If Wishes Were Dragons and ever wondered about the history between Vern and Gurlurk, get this story and learn all the hilarious details. (If you haven’t read If Wishes Were Dragons, get this story, then go read the book for the ironic yet inevitable conclusion.”
Every time I read a book by Fabian, no matter the series, I think ‘it can’t get better than this’ and yet somehow it almost always does. This story really amps up the humour. It is slapstick at its beast, but also cleanest.
I read the volume in one sitting whole waiting to pick up kids from youth group. It is a short story that packs a lot of punch. A human from our world wanders through to fairy while at a convention or training with a motivational speaker. Ted wants to become the next Stephen Covey, Robin Sharma, John Maxwell, or Dan Millman.
He runs into Gurlurk who appears to be down. Ted decides to use what he has learned to test his new skills he has been learning. Gurlurk becomes convinced and heads off to train as a mage. The school administrators dismiss him, the frat boys love his belching and drinking but laugh at him as well. Gurlurk may not be smart, he may not have magic but he is string and determined and has more than a little mean streak. Enter Vern, and pre Saint George Vern for those familiar with the stories.
I believe that with each new book I read from Karina Fabian’s masterful pen I am more and more impressed with her writing. To date, I have loved all the books and all the series I have read by her. I have read stories by her over 60 times. This new story is another excellent offering. And after reading this I cannot but hope we get another story with Gurluck after these events and this in If Wishes Were Dragons.
This book is another entertaining read, in an excellent series. It is a great offering from Fabian’s pen. Even if you have not read any of the other DragonEye PI stories I can easily recommend this story to you, but if you have read any of them it gives a little glimpse to Vern in the past. I have said it before, and I say it again in many ways it reads like a catholic version of Robert Apsrin’s MYTH series and his Phule’s Company and also the works of Tom Holt, especially Holt’s Nothing but Blue Skies. Give this book or the series a try; I am certain you will be entertained. Another fantastic read in a great series that I can easily recommend.
Books by Karina Fabian:
Dex Hollister Series:
The Old Man and the Void
Dex's Way
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Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator Series :
Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator
I Left My Brains in San Francisco
Shambling in a Winter Wonderland
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DragonEye PI Series:
DragonEye PI Novels:
6.0 Siren Spell
DragonEye PI Short Stories:
DragonEye PI Original First Editions:
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Space Traipse Series:
Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, Season 1
Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, Season 2
Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, Season 3
Edited by: Karina Fabian:
Infinite Space, Infinite God I
Leaps of Faith
Infinite Space, Infinite God II
...
Contributed to:
Firestorm of Dragons
The Zombie Cookbook
The Book of Tentacles
Twisted Fayrie Tales
FRIGHTLINER: And Other Tales of the Undead
Mother Goose is Dead
Word by Word: Slowing Down with the Hail Mary
Image and Likeness Literary Reflections on the Theology of the Body
Corrupts Absolutely? Dark Metahuman Fiction
Weird Noir
The Complete Guide to Writing Paranormal Novels
Manifesto UF
Avenir Eclectia
Planetary Anthology: Jupiter
Planetary Anthology: Pluto
Planetary Anthology: Luna
Planetary Anthology: Uranus
FlagShip Science Fiction and Fantasy v2i5
My Little Book of Headdesks
To Be Men: Stories Celebrating Masculinity
Space Traipse Stories
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Madness of Kanaan Series:
(formerly The Mind Over Series)
Edited by: Karina Fabian:
Infinite Space, Infinite God I
Leaps of Faith
Infinite Space, Infinite God II
...
Nonfiction with Deacon Steven Lumbert:
Contributed to:
Firestorm of Dragons
The Zombie Cookbook
The Book of Tentacles
Twisted Fayrie Tales
FRIGHTLINER: And Other Tales of the Undead
Mother Goose is Dead
Word by Word: Slowing Down with the Hail Mary
Image and Likeness Literary Reflections on the Theology of the Body
Corrupts Absolutely? Dark Metahuman Fiction
Weird Noir
The Complete Guide to Writing Paranormal Novels
Manifesto UF
Avenir Eclectia
Planetary Anthology: Jupiter
Planetary Anthology: Pluto
Planetary Anthology: Luna
Planetary Anthology: Uranus
FlagShip Science Fiction and Fantasy v2i5
My Little Book of Headdesks
To Be Men: Stories Celebrating Masculinity
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